You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
