I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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