I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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