Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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