Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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