i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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