nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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