What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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