Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
you didnt know i had herpes?
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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