He disabled his match.com account in front of me
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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