uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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