friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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