I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Randomize
