love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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