the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
