I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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