you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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