Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
sarcasm needs its own font
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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