No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Randomize
