i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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