with your own penis?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
We have started to decorate penises.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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