Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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