I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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