Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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