So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
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