We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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