Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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