If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm like, not good at living.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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