i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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