fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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