Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
there is glitter all over my balls
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize