He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
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