If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Houston, we have a squirter
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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