This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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