I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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