i think my tv is drunk
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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