You're so nebulous sometimes
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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