He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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