what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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