3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
...so i touched it.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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