first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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