Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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