do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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