I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I smell like Dick and happiness
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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