Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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