when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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