is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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