Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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