Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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