My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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