your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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