No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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