Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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