I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Actions speak louder than pants.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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