Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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