can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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